"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
05/23/2017 at 17:18 • Filed to: None
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"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
05/23/2017 at 17:18 • Filed to: None | 1
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I have a daytime wedding on Sunday, and I got two new ties for the occasion. Which do you think is best (I should use)?
Suit is a deep petroleum blue
Shirt is obviously cocaine white.
Both ties are silk.
Car for your troubles.
itschrome
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:23 |
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are those your only option?
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:24 |
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“Blue, brings out your eyes. Kids got killer eyes; not unlike yourself.”
“Anyone ever tell you that?”
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itschrome
> itschrome
05/23/2017 at 17:26 |
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not to be a hater, they just look more work place or Job interview than wedding. but if yes they are, Go blue. the red would be a bit off putting with the blue suite.
ttyymmnn
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:26 |
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Blue. I think it’s slightly more formal. If you were a CEO, I’d say red. It’s more powerful.
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My citroen won't start
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/23/2017 at 17:27 |
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I have poop coloured eyes.
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itschrome
> ttyymmnn
05/23/2017 at 17:28 |
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both these ties have that Business look.
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My citroen won't start
> itschrome
05/23/2017 at 17:28 |
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I have some other options, but I think they are too plain. Might go with a traditional light blue tie.
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ttyymmnn
> itschrome
05/23/2017 at 17:29 |
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Yes, but the blue is more subtle, and doesn’t draw attention. The bride and groom are the center of attention.
And he should also wear black shoes.
Quasi Hatrack
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:34 |
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Blue, definitely blue.
$kaycog
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:35 |
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I’d go with the blue one.
rillweid - Now with more TRD and less TDI
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:38 |
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I’m voting red.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:40 |
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The blue if those are the only options.
McMike
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:40 |
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Blue tie.
And no fucking sneakers.
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My citroen won't start
> McMike
05/23/2017 at 17:42 |
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What do you think I am? A teen?
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My citroen won't start
> CaptDale - is secretly British
05/23/2017 at 17:43 |
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I have other plain options. But I usually prefer patterned ties.
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My citroen won't start
> $kaycog
05/23/2017 at 17:43 |
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The red might be too much.
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My citroen won't start
> Quasi Hatrack
05/23/2017 at 17:44 |
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Is the red one too brash?
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$kaycog
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:48 |
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I like the red one too, but the blue one does it for me.
Klaus Schmoll
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:48 |
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Blue!!! Red looks like the clown at some birthday party.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:50 |
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Neither, this one:
The blue one.
The Compromiser
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:51 |
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Blue. Red is wrong shade of red. Not red enough?
E92M3
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:53 |
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My stepdad (who is very old fashioned), always said to only wear red ties to job interviews, never anywhere else.
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McMike
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 17:58 |
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I seen grown-ass men wearing sneakers with shirts, ties, and even suits every goddamn day on the train to work.
There are sensible dress shoes for every type of foot out there. These are a poor, lazy choice, and just because you choose all black, you’re not fooling anyone.
Why does nobody say anything? Why does their supervisor/manager tell them to leave the sneakers at the gym?
Photos may or not be mine*
*OK, they are.
Also see: The dress sneaker shit all the fashion forward people are trying to pull..
PatBateman
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 18:11 |
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Guy that wears suits everyday here.
Q: Is the suit black or navy blue?
ETA: I’m a moron, just read it. Blue.
ETA II: if you’re there for the bride, wear pink tie. If for the groom, wear blue tie.
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PatBateman
> McMike
05/23/2017 at 18:15 |
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DO NOT F*CKING WEAR TENNIS SHOES WITH A SUIT. EVER.
There are plenty of wing tips that come with Nike Air-esque soles.
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McMike
> PatBateman
05/23/2017 at 18:27 |
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I know. So many comfortable shoes.
Why on earth do people go straight for this shit?
Nubby sole, all those panels and textures?
Jesus Christ, man.
#NotADressShoe
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My citroen won't start
> PatBateman
05/23/2017 at 18:33 |
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I also wear suits everyday, but rarely a tie.
Gracias.
(Lawyer)
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 18:43 |
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Eh, still blue.
SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
> McMike
05/23/2017 at 18:47 |
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Playing devil’s advocate here, but is it possible they are wearing the sneakers during their commute and slip on dress shoes when they reach the office? I’m not sure I would want to risk a fancy pair of shoes on my commute everyday. Plus comfort. I agree though, it looks terrible.
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> McMike
05/23/2017 at 18:47 |
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Counter point, I often see a lot of guys in Suits with sneakers on the train to NYC. However this is because for the most part NYC commuters walk to their offices, I walked 42 miles during my commute last week and I’ll be damned if I put those 42 miles on my Johnston and Murphy’s when I can put them on a pair of $20 sneakers.
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McMike
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/23/2017 at 18:56 |
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I knew what you were going to say before I clicked on the notification, and I thought of that before started sharing my disdain for this practice.
They would not be wearing all black shoes if they were just “commuting,” because no one buys 100% black sneakers unless they are a waiter/waitress or a lazy professional.
I sat next to one of these guys on the train once and we had this converstaion.
Me: “That’s a good Idea, I should start doing that”
Him: “What?”
Me: “Wear sneakers to commute in so I can be more comfortable, and then put my dress shoes on when I get to work. I’m curious how many pairs to you have to keep at work?”
Him: “I’m not doing that.”
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McMike
> SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
05/23/2017 at 18:57 |
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They would not be wearing all black shoes if they were just “commuting,” because no one buys 100% black sneakers unless they are a waiter/waitress or a lazy professional.
I sat next to one of these guys on the train once and we had this converstaion.
Me: “That’s a good Idea, I should start doing that”
Him: “What?”
Me:
“Wear sneakers to commute in so I can be more comfortable, and then put
my dress shoes on when I get to work. I’m curious how many pairs to you
have to keep at work?”
Him: “I’m not doing that.”
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> McMike
05/23/2017 at 19:39 |
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Heh, I have two pairs at work.
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McMike
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
05/23/2017 at 19:43 |
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...and your commuter kicks aren’t masquerading as either one of them. :)
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SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
> McMike
05/23/2017 at 19:48 |
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LOLOLOL. Ok, your hate is 100% justified. I guess I assumed humanity was better than this. Hoping, maybe. I do like the dress sneaker style though. As long as they are not ratty old gym shoes and show that you put in the effort, I think it works with a slim suit.
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McMike
> SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
05/23/2017 at 20:03 |
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I dig deep and explore all options before I flip that switch. :)
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Quasi Hatrack
> My citroen won't start
05/23/2017 at 20:59 |
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Yeah, it’s too... something. Just seems a bit much for a wedding.
X37.9XXS
> My citroen won't start
05/24/2017 at 08:51 |
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A wedding is supposed to be a festive occasion
http://store.metmuseum.org/ties/william-morris-blackthorn-tie/invt/wmblackthorntie
Go big or go home
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SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
> McMike
05/24/2017 at 12:03 |
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Just making sure you aren’t using a mat with different conclusions. That you can jump to. :D
